ZASUU:

Man, he was legendary.  Zasuu led the mythical people of Beecham Island through some tough times.  He led by example and demanded not only the best from his people, but from himself as well.  The Six Truths by which Zasuu lived his life become more relevant to modern society every day.  The people of Beecham were constantly blown away at Zasuu’s prowess as an athlete.  He was known to throw down with authority on a surfboard and is even considered by some to be the World’s First Surfer.  Zasuu tied together all elements of his life and was able to show the people of Beecham island how Spirituality, Intellect and Athletics work together.  For more about Zasuu and his legend visit www.zasuu.com

THE CLOTHING:

Duude, that’s comfort and function.  Like we said, Spirituality, Intellect, Athletics and all elements of uur life work together (We’re going to avoid using the word synergy in an attempt to preserve our street cred).  We’re well aware it isn’t possible to harmonize these things entirely through a single medium, but clothing is how we’ve started off.  Our tees, polos, long sleeves and other items strive to embody Zasuu’s philosophy and represent his story as well.  Like Zasuu himself, our product line will be constantly growing and evolving, so keep checking back to find out about our latest and greatest.  We were thinking about getting into space travel, but once we finished construction on our ship, we realized “Sir” Richard Branson has already thought of that one.  Rocket Zasuu 10000 is now for sale on shopzasuu.com.  It’s an amphibious plane that can fly to outer space.  As with most amphibians, it runs on insects.